

So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions
(by order)
Britney Spears
Vanessa Hudgens
Angelica Pickles
Raven
Isabella
Bubbles
Scuttle
My dad’s GPS
Me
David Foster Wallace was like, Art must be sincere! We must use every tool in the linguistic toolbox to cut through sentiment and dishonest cliche and build fresh ways to reveal the power and reality of unironized emotion.
And Mister Rogers was like, Basically the same thing, but without any shame or pretense or fear of sincerity.
That first quote reminds me of certain things people post on facebook and tumblr…
You blew into the world on this leaf. Hold tight. It will take you home.
George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.
this made me laugh way too hard…
The island of men one though! I laughed so hard haha!
~~Amber
Not science related, but I just had to share. Haha!
i just abruptly closed my facebook in the midst of a conversation with a guy i’ve never actually met. small talk online is tedious.

whaddup, my name is Blenderdick Custardbath
Benchthis Chunkybap. Well.
Benchthis Johnnycash.
